We exited our residence and saw Vietnam in the daylight for
the first time. It was undoubtedly a hard kick – right in the culture. Hygiene
plays no role here; we were confronted by the loud snorting and hawking that
one without shame would perform in order to spit on the floor. This was done
quite triumphantly I might add. I pledged that I would never, under any
circumstances, walk barefoot in Vietnam. Before we could do any sightseeing, we
headed to an area called My Dinh (where I am currently sitting) to extend my
girlfriends visa. We entered the Korean travel agency and my girlfriend
presented them with the habitual bows and greetings that any ethical Korean
would exchange. I was just a tag-along (that we would later find very
beneficial) I gave an awkward wave and let them go about their business. It
turned out that bringing me along sent a strong message that my girlfriends
English was good, very good - so they snapped her up to teach their children.
Word spread that a new round-eye-dating Korean was in town and the job offers
flew in. My girlfriend was now in high demand. After that we decided that it
was time for some food and begun our search for something to eat. We came
across some edible looking street food which turned out to be Pho, their
national anytime-meal. We ordered by pointing at what we had assumed to be beef
and sat down, debating what would appear before us. The food arrived, looking
fairly tasteless and bland. We were mistaken, it was delicious. It was a beefy
broth, tasting of lemon grass and spring onion. In the broth was a heap of
noodles along with our mystery meat. Hunger forced us to eat it without
reservation. Now content, we paid (a very low fee) and left only to find a few
butchered dogs around the corner.

